Meet Brandy Allen. She’s a 31 year-old woman from Arkansas who had a run-in with police on Labor Day after being accused of stealing $144 worth of eye shadow. You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

The general manager at an Ulta Beauty Store called police after she claims to have observed Ms. Allen attempting to shoplift handfuls of makeup. Allen was arrested, booked and bailed out the same day after posting a $830 bond.

PHOTO: Washington County Detention Center