This is too good.
A guy in Daly City reported being 'shoulder tapped' to buy beer outside the "Loop" market off Hickey in Daly City. Apparently, a 'man' that was obviously a kid on top of another kid's shoulders and dressed in a trench coat asked him to buy him beer. When he asked where the 'man's' ID was, the man replied that he left it at the Detective Agency he worked at.