East Bay Man Wants To Make "Eclipse Baby" With You!

I can't get enough of this story!  A 40-something East-Bay man (A Caucasian, European man with "strong and pure heritage") is looking to make love to ONE lucky lady during the upcoming solar eclipse on August 21st. 

He says, "I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts to join me- to experience totality eclipse in Oregon. "

But THEN it gets real good!

"If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening...When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution. We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun." 

Hellllloooooo sundial!

My actual favorite part, however, was the last line. "Must like cats. Drugs ok. Nitrous oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception is ok with me"

So the real question is.....who's ready for a roadtrip?? You can read the original ad here. You're WELCOME, ladies!

- Sandy (@SandyStec on FB, IG and Twitter)

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