I hate it when I'm try to rob a convenience store with a knife and the clerk just happens to have a MACHETE.
Check out the security footage from a store in Alabama where this actually happened! A would-be robber comes in with a knife to hold the place up, the clerk pulls out a machete AND auto-locks the doors...GAME ON!
The two go at each other for a while like friggin' STREET FIGHTER before the would-be perp physically WILLS his way out of the store where his girlfriend is waiting with a second knife. The store clerk then chases her around the car that also unleashes a POUNDING on! Watch the video below...