Why Did Marcus Buy This Tiny Bathing Suit!?

Why in the world did Marcus buy this amazingly small bathing suit?

Here's the story:

A few weeks ago Marcus, Sandy and myself were discussing women who get tons of likes on their summer thirst trap photos. "We could do that!" we exclaim. We decided to buy tiny, tiny bathing suits and do a photo shoot on the roof of our radio building. It'll be a "first day of summer" slash "battle of the Dad bods" photo gallery.

Marcus' suit arrived in the mail yesterday, and mine is arriving soon. His is an XL and looks like it would be a perfect fit for me, which makes me worried because I ordered a medium. Ugh.

The photos of us wearing these beauties will be posted to all our social feed on Friday June 21.

>> @marcusandsandy